We know there’s still good in you despite your unfortunate pick-up lines.

No one hits like Gaston!
Matches wits like Gaston!
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston!

We don’t really want to get into a whole discussion about whether Holmes/Watson or Watson/Mary is more canon, but we just really enjoyed this submission. A big thank you to @ikatie for this letter.

(That’s Wookie for “We love you.”)

Sorry. We’re still bitter.

Chandler Bing said it first but it’s worth repeating here.